West End Theatre Celebrity Autograph Difficulties

A lot of the West End  theatre stars are very dfficult when it comes to handing out autographs as they depart a theatre and therefore you can wast your time at the end of a performance that you have just attended with your programme in hand, rushing round the back of the theatre to get your favourite famous celebrity to maybe stop for 2 seconds so they can swiggle their signature with a pen placed in front of them and maybe sign that picture or programme  that you have kindly purchased and can they do that for you? no of course not!!! some of these idiots up their own arses don’t give autographs.  a lesson apparently unheeded by eight-times-a-week Connie Fisher whose ailments lead to the result of “signing autographs for 400 people out in the cold every night” arrrrrrghhh!